4/01/2009

a question overheard, not directed towards me

in all honesty, had this been asked of me, i really could not tell you how i may have responded. some options that spring to mind:

* "you're shitting me, right?"
* i instantly and permanently become stupider
* stared blankly until that half second when no one else is looking and just shoved them out the third story window. it'd be akin to putting down old yeller
* taking their hand, walking them slowly to a conference room, asking them to wait while i go gather HR, their boss and an independent witness; asking them to repeat the question once more.

so what's this question?


"um, are fed ex and ups the same company?"

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